Dear Sir, Hullo and what jolly rotten weather we've been having! But enough of this gay banter, the serious business of the day is for me to introduce myself as your NEW MAN. A little family history, perhaps? Okay...my mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries, at this time my sister is hungry and homeless in UK. I do not ask for too much money, I appreciate this. My English is first class. "Let's go for a nice cup of tea, old boy". There. Kind Regards, Jamboolongabongaloo Pippaloppopskididigoo.