2fargon

How was school today, Patrick?
It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!
Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?
What school?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you!