AH that is so sad, although I can relate to that. Sometimes I wear these behind the neck headphones and lanyard that only goes to about my chest. So sometimes i will be sitting on the toilet listening to tunes or watching something and I will be like, "this can't be a good idea". At which point I just hold the player in my right hand and continue with the wiping process. Now, about your problem, I really don't think that all hope is lost. I used to have an 8gb Ipod nano which went through a wash cycle in the machine (with bleach) and it also went through the dryer for about 20 minutes until I found it there. This was pretty much horrifying but I tried to be optimistic about it, since I really wanted one of the sony video walkmans. To this day the nano still works, because I have had lots of water damaged electronics in the past, (phones, players etc), and the best thing for it is to not touch it at all and let it completely dry. You may have to just get a new one because Sony's support is kind of so-so. peace