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Ok what langauges can you speak/read? What languages do you know? If you could learn/speak any langauge at all, what would it be? To start the ball rolling, I know: * English (you don't say!) * German (Well, I should know it... I did it at school for 6 years, but hardly use it that often) * Also a bit of Latin, which will come in handy once time travel has been perfected. I would love to know: * Arabic, French, Japanese, Spanish & Hindi. What do you know? And by the way, just so someone can't be smart, langauges such as HTML, Java, php, C, etc don't count, at least not for the purposes of this thread, but artifical languages such as Esperanto and Klingon do.