Bananatree Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Time for a complete iPod/Apple/Steve Jobs/RIAA/Whoever you want BASH FEST about the new Apple iPod that might be released tomorrow. Rules: 1: Only predictions, no rebuttles to anyone's predictions. If you start to even try and get an iPod Vs. anything else battle going, I will delete your post and slap you with a punishment. 2: Have fun and follow my lead if you don't understandvPod (video iPod):The vPod will be able to play movies and music! You can buy a movie from iTunes Movie store for ten dollars, but can only watch it once.Built in features include: Making your floor sticky to increase the "Movie theatre" feel, making all the food around you triple the price.NEW FEATURE EXCLUSIVE TO APPLE!!!!!: New iUrine makes you need to go to the bathroom at the most exciting part of the movie!New iJerk adds random coughs, babies crying, cellphone rings and chatty voices into the audio stream. It will be like you are actually IN the movie theatre.Remember to have some fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streaml1ne Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 iWhoGivesACrap edit:iMD - Sony sells all Hi-MD technology to Apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 It has to be another iPod with video capabilities. Welcome to the new battle -- music is old news; we're now at the dawn of a DVR war; PSP won't be too far behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadeclaw Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Ok, we can end collecting predictions:http://www.apple.com/ipod/ipod.htmlIt plays videos, comes with 30 & 60GB and iTunes still refuses to install on my machine.So, there you have it.I'll stick with Minidisc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael1980 Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 2 hours of battery life for videos. Hmm. But for music/photos it looks like a decent product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrius Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 I-RunYourLife.Does everything for you. Toast. Wash the dishes. Walk the dog. Raise your kids and says "Yes, dear" to your wife for you. For those who just like to pull things out of the box and start clicking without any installation issues. (Jab at lazy mac users. Non-lazy mac users don't take offense, please.) Only 499 dollars and your dignity as a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozpeter Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Seems to me that anyone walking down the street glued to their iPod video screen is asking for trouble with the next lamp-post. At least with audio you only get run over 'cos you didn't hear that car coming.Or am I an aged reactionary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMPlitude Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 I-RunYourLife.Does everything for you. Toast. Wash the dishes. Walk the dog. Raise your kids and says "Yes, dear" to your wife for you. For those who just like to pull things out of the box and start clicking without any installation issues. (Jab at lazy mac users. Non-lazy mac users don't take offense, please.) Only 499 dollars and your dignity as a human.i like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MZ-NH1 Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Well you might not believe this, but the new iPOD was 1 of the key news items on tonights news!!!!Thet showed it off, and then showed a short clip of it being launched.. and the guy speaking was saying "It can play videos!............(very long break as if this is a break through or something), it can store pictures!.............Was bloody ridiculous.I think it's new name should be iAMSTUPID or iAMAMAZING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veezhun Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 i-WashyourBumthe title says it all.. apple comes and cleans for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rule Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Yeah...I'm actually gonna pick one up at the end of the month. It will complement my nano nicely...Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieP1234 Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 iOwnTheSameThingEveryoneElseDoeswow thats a long namemy idea is LAME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael1980 Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Bloated. iTunes especially. It used to be about music and it did that very well (a bit heavy some might say).Now it does Video, Podcasts, PDF, RSS? And all of these badly if truth be told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bland10000 Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 iOwnTheSameThingEveryoneElseDoesI should probably change exchange my porcelain toilet for a terra cotta version 'cause I don't want to own the same thing everyone else does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadeclaw Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 I should probably change exchange my porcelain toilet for a terra cotta version 'cause I don't want to own the same thing everyone else does. Well, it is simple:iPod == Normal ToiletMinidisc == Gerber Ultra FlushRemember: The performance counts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananatree Posted October 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 I really want one of those dual flush toilets to save water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrain Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 duals are the law in australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadeclaw Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 I really want one of those dual flush toilets to save water!Get a german one. You can stop the flush at any time by pushing the handle back.However, seeing the poor performance of our low flow toilets here, the next one will be a pressure assisted one.I'll rather accept the higher water bill than to fight with a misfiring toilet.After seeing this, you know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonyuhanov Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Well, it is simple:iPod == Normal ToiletMinidisc == Gerber Ultra FlushRemember: The performance counts!Now thats funny, seeing as someone stole my Gerber Ultra Flush, i was thinknig of getting te same old beday, but then i ran into another "I'm-so-cool-cause-i-JUST-bought-an-ipod" person, so im back on ebay seraching!Leon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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